On the Radical Act of Retiring

By Tim Clark — HEAD ABOVE WATER

This is in honor of my sometime friend, sometime nemesis and longtime co-worker, Diana, who made her exit, stage left, and started her sequel ahead of me. Well played, Diana well played.

I’ve planned on how to quit my job ever since I had a job. It would take exquisite timing. I would have to find a new job, and be ready to turn in my notice at my old…